Gettysburg, Pennsylvania (AP)
A small town was shocked on Sunday afternoon following an alleged gang dumping at a Gettysburg mini mart. The owner of the Gettysburg Convenience Mart said the incident happened at approximately 4 pm. An SUV with New York license plates pulled up to the storefront and two of its passengers immediately headed for the store’s restroom.
The first passenger emerged from the restroom at approximately 4:10 and the next passenger, a man of mixed race reports say, then entered the store’s restroom.
“He came out of the bathroom and the whole bathroom hallway smelled like shit,” the owner described.
“I would have chased down the vehicle but they were gone by the time I realized.”
The horrific scene was initially discovered by Jimmy O’Neil, a seven year old boy touring the historic village with his family.
“This has truly ruined our entire vacation, we’re going home early now,” his mother said.
Reports from the store’s owner say the men defecated one after another without flushing, overloading the toiler with their respective dumps.
Although not entirely validated at the moment, other reports say the bathroom also fell victim to an “upper deck,” a prank in which someone defecates in the toilet’s upper tank.
The store’s owner has not yet found a plumber willing to correct the gang dumping.
“I’m not going in there until that place stops smelling like shit,” said a plumber contacted by the building’s owner.
“The whole thing has really shocked the town,” said Samir Naininijad, owner of the store.
“Whoever did this is really screwed up in the head.”