A Syracuse man who was on parole made a fucking bone head mistake today. What was that mistake? Rhys Marks, if that is his real named was identified by the coolest cop in town Kevin Walsh after leading him on a wild chase up 7th North Street, Walsh reported.

These 45 minutes must have been awesome. Taking off from Hiawatha Boulevard Marks made it a free man till about 1:25pm. So you may be asking yourself….why was he running?

Gettysburg, Pennsylvania (AP)
A small town was shocked on Sunday afternoon following an alleged gang dumping at a Gettysburg mini mart. The owner of the Gettysburg Convenience Mart said the incident happened at approximately 4 pm. An SUV with New York license plates pulled up to the storefront and two of its passengers immediately headed for the store’s restroom.
The first passenger emerged from the restroom at approximately 4:10 and the next passenger, a man of mixed race reports say, then entered the store’s restroom.