Listen, I know no one wants to work the shitty lunch shift. I realize the tips aren’t very good and you don’t sell any booze, but that’s no reason to take it out on me. I’m coming into your restaurant from a full time job and I don’t need to be reminded by you of how much it sucks that you’re at work. When I ask for a refill of my ice-water or some more dressing for my salad, if you could just do it instead of sneering at, that would be terrific. You’re notorious for talking shit about customers with other waitresses when I can hear you. I get it. Your life sucks. You work the lunch shift at Dorsey’s because you’re too fat to get any tips at dinner. Just do your part and bring me my goddamn salad and pay attention if my drink gets low. There’s a reason no one likes you and you should think about changing your attitude.